Have you ever thought, "Golly, I may never be more comfortable than I am right now?" Well, you, as it turns out, you were wrong.

Imagine if you will, the best couch, nay, a portal. A portal to think clearly, a portal to relaxation, and to zen. As well as a portal on which to play Portal (not included). That is this unit. I lay upon you this proposition, to prop and sit in, and lay upon.

Let me break it down for you. Sure, the faux leather is sexy. Sure, it looks like a Monet in the form of a couch, but that's not the point. The faux leather is just a skin with which to hold this masterpiece. Simply an enclosure to conceal this peak in modern full-body comfort.

When Jay Wellingdon Couch invented this couch in 1895, this was his dream. This, what sits in front of you right now, was what he had envisioned when he forever blessed humankind with his namesake's furniture. Let's continue.

Inferior couches give you three positions in which to sit. Sitting fully straight, slight recline, and the one some use to fall asleep when watching sporting events but they have the remote so you have to carefully take it from them and risk waking them up because you really don't want to watch sports, let's face it, they don't have a shot this year anyway so what's the point, you know, full recline.

Well this Rolls Royce of couches has literally millions of recline-ready positions, thanks to its state-of-the-art feature of modern comfort and leg rest design. With the motorized electric recline control, you can move the leg rest exactly as much, or as little, as you'd like, seen below. It's like a sleep number, a sit number. If you're in an at-home business call and want just 20% recline, or the sports are on tv and that Sunday nap's a callin', you can recline all the way, remote in hand.

I know what you're think at this point "Where do I sign up?" And to that I respond "...sign up? It's not...it's not something you sign up for. This is craigslist" But this Academy Award winning relax-machine has yet even more features. While you're rocking a 34.7% recline, and you're friend a solid 88%, sitting right there in between you is not one but two multi-sized cup and Pringles can holders. Cups, bottles, and if you drink out of vases, then vases, these adamantium cup holders can take on whatever beverage you want to drink.

"But what if I like to read books but don't really have a convenient place to store them in between reads?" is what you're thinking at this point. Most people do. Well, this Steve Jobs approved gift to your body has that covered as well. Behind the cup and grenade holders, sits a storage unit, that measures thousands of cubic inches in storage. Game controllers, snacks, nics AND EVEN nacs, all storage accessible.

It has been said that some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some get to buy this couch. You may not always control the hand you're dealt, but this, this one moment, this one opportunity has been given to you, on this, the day of you needing a couch. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to buy this couch.

" "You miss 100% of the couches you don't buy"
-Wayne Gretzky"
-Michael Scott

Motorized leg rest in action
http://imgur.com/4VEgE0c

length - 78 inches
height - 42 inches
width - 38 inches