REFURBISHED STREET LANTERN/TURNED COPPER PATINA CANDLE HOLDER - $30
Height - 15in

Rescued from the mean, cold, unforgiving streets of Chelsea, this castaway light cage had new life breathed into it when we refinished it with a copper-aging process in our living room.

In doing so, we had all the life breathed OUT of us... thanks to the noxious gaseous ammonia fumes we inhaled in a two-day process of nostril burning, brain-cell destroying agony. The fact that I can still smell at all is a testament to my genetically devious sweat glands.

This is priced to sell... so we can put a down payment on our at-home iron lung.

Try not to think of us gasping for air and trying to remember our names as you settle in for that candle-lit bubble bath.